A poop-obsessed Charmin bear with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Marcus Bachmann with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Diddy with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Teddy Ruxpin with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Tyler Perry with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Charlie Sheen at his roast with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Natalie Portman as Nina Sayers with Michele Bachmann eyes.

A terror dog from Ghostbusters with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Jane Lynch and Eric Stonestreet at the 2011 Emmys with Michele Bachmann eyes.

A screaming cat with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Michele Bachmann’s book cover photo with Michele Bachmann eyes.

A man dressed like a unicorn with Michele Bachmann eyes.

A baby dressed like Satan with Michele Bachmann eyes.

A pug in a bunny suit with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Theodore Roosevelt with Michele Bachmann eyes.