The cast of Mr. Belvedere with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Mr. T with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Naked Burt Reynolds with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Shari Lewis and Lambchop with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Agatha Christie with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Bruce Willis from the original Die Hard with Michele Bachmann eyes.

The Lone Ranger with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Gary Coleman as Arnold Jackson with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Wilson from Home Improvement with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Cagney and Lacey with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Joannie and Chachi with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Julia Roberts as Vivian Ward with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Jennifer Grey as Baby with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Max Headroom with Michele Bachmann eyes.