Joe Paterno with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Shannen Doherty with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Fabio with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Dina Lohan with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Michael Lohan with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Shari Lewis and Lambchop with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Mary Lou Retton with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Wendy Williams with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Lindsay Lohan in court with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Mark Cuban with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Clint Eastwood with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Jimmy Kimmel with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Julia Roberts as Vivian Ward with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Johnny Depp as Edward Scissorhands with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Steve-O with Michele Bachmann eyes.