Kris Jenner with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Joe Paterno with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Kim Kardashian in a wedding dress with Michele Bachmann eyes.

The cigarette-smoking campaign manager from Herman Cain’s campaign ad with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Yoko Ono with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Shannen Doherty with Michele Bachmann eyes.

The cast of Mr. Belvedere with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Fabio with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Kenny G with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Mr. T with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Dina Lohan with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Michael Lohan with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Naked Burt Reynolds with Michele Bachmann eyes.

Wayne Newton with Michele Bachmann eyes and a fully assembled Michele Bachmann.

A baby dressed like a demon with Michele Bachmann eyes.